They need to know that it is wrong. For example, "f/2.8" is an aperture; it may be unknown, because we may not know what "f" is, but if the lens is 28mm, then the aperture is 28mm/2.8 = ~10mm. This 10mm, combined with subject distance, describes how any object renders geometrically; not "2.8". With the aperture or pupil being so fundamental to the geometry of imaging, conflation of the f-number with "aperture" hides the real root source of the geometry of imaging. It also hides the real subject-normalized noise.
It's not just rank beginners that seem to be confused; I meet experienced wildlife photographers all the time who are obsessed with f-numbers and ISOs (as well as full-sensor-image-level and pixel-level noise). I've been in many situations where many photographers were gathered around a rare bird that was skulking in deep shade, and heard chatter about sensor and lens choices; people announcing that they are switching from their 600/6.3 lens to their 200/4 lens for "less noise", without getting any closer to the subject, or switching from crop mode to FF mode, or were using an APS-C camera and wished that they had their FF for lower noise, even though the APS-C frame is wide enough with their lens, and they'd just crop more with the FF.
Many people are beginners for a very long time, and die beginners, because they never had a useful model, or were not fluent in the translation service of "equivalence". The person who switches from 600/6.3 to 200/4 should at the very least do some basic equivalence math: the subject will be 1/3 the height and width on the sensor, so crop equivalence will be for a 3x sensor, giving imaging like 600/12 on the full sensor; not 600/4. For me, it is even simpler; 94mm vs 50mm entrance pupils; no contest; 600/6.3 wins from the same subject distance. 9x as many pixels on subject, and almost 4x as many subject photons per millisecond, at a higher ISO, which gives less read noise relative to photon noise.